October 9, 2012: One of my staffers told me this really great line. “Clear Eyes. Full Hearts. Can’t Lose.” It is from this show Friday Night Lights. Have you seen it?
I sure like to see some experienced actors playing the football. Ha. Ha. Ha.
People liked the show. Ha. Ha. Ha. Then NBC cancelled it. Zac Moffatt was very angry that they cancelled the show. He believes it was a great show and the network took it away from him. Ha. Ha. Ha. That’s what happened right? Ha. Ha. Ha.
So now it is the central theme of my campaign.
Chipotle, October 2, 2012: Found proof that the polls are skewed! They claimed I had zero support in the black community but look, I found one! And he’s excited to see me!
Thank you again to Senor and Senora Chipotle! Burrito. Hispanic vote. Good.
Paul Ryan is jealous he wasn’t here. Ha. Ha. Delicious. Ha.
Bain Capital Company Photo: WASSSSUP! Oh wow… the 90’s… those were the days, man.
The Ferry at Mackinac Island, September 24, 2011: Took the ferry and I was lucky enough to get behind the wheel!
It wasn’t quite Grosse Pointe Yacht Club but I felt like the King of the World!
P.S.: Apologies to my fellow riders who got sick while I was turning left and right abruptly. It’s a habit.
(Source: twitter.com)
iPad at O’Hare International Airport in Chicago, Illinois, September 23, 2011:
O-b-l-i-g-a-t-o-r-y t-r-a-v-e-l t-w-e-e-t!
Carl’s Jr., September 7th, 2011: Post-debate celebration.
And really, what better demonstrates “#winning” than a late night trip to Carl’s Jr.?
Subway, September 1, 2011: We’re trying to get in good with the Tea Party so I decided to buck the establishment and went with flat bread at Subway today.
I’m Italian Herbs & Cheese’d enough already.
Southwest Airlines, August 31, 2011: Bags fly free! (I love that commercial. Average Joes don’t skip them on their DVR. That’s socialism.)
But did you know golf bags fly free, too? They got my attention with their low rates but sold me on the golf bag exemption!
Plus, our landing gear didn’t collapse or set on fire — and no holes, either!
Fenway Park, August 21, 2011: Taking in a baseball game with the King of Millionaire Regular Guys, Bill O’Reilly! It was so exciting to see the Boston team score a goal point!
Deep Fried Butter on a Stick at the Iowa State Fair, August 11, 2011: It looks like a corn dog but it isn’t! I feel a kinship with anything like that.
P.S.: They put it on a stick but real Americans aren’t afraid to throw caution into the wind and cut against the grain — and ignore their individual mandate to hold it by the stick!
